The LASIX Diet

The LASIX Diet

 

Monday December 11, 2006 and Thursday December 14, 2006

 

Well, I found a new diet to go on.  GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT. Yes, it is surgical. So, one might even call it a Weight Loss Surgery. WLS.

 

LASIX- yup, I had my eyes done on Monday the 11th.

Lose weight - how you might ask? Well, technically they do remove part of your eyeball. So, I guess you lose .0001 ounces for $3,000. A bit pricey for weight loss. But you lose in other weighs (haha- spelling joke!)

 

The other ways that you lose- YOU ARE TOO NERVOUS TO EAT. Sunday and Monday- I was nervous. All day nervous. Sunday I ate little. Nerves were too bad. Monday finally ate a small bowl of oatmeal in the afternoon as my stomach was growling.

 

All went well, and I have 20-20 vision in my right, and 20-30 in my left. I went for MONOVISION, as with this, I don't need reading glasses. One eye for near, one eye for far. Eye guards at night and eye drops three times a day for a bit, but no problems at all. I see better than I have since second grade. 

 

Two days later - Thursday the 14th -  I went to Deaconess to get weighed.

 

286.

2.5 down since Turkey day.

83 total down. 

 

So, now not only do  I LOOK better, I SEE BETTER!