I Have Lost 55 Apologies to Sammy Hagar

One band on my stomach and I feel no gas! hey! Well, there's too much success, I just must laugh! Oh no! So now that I've tried my best medicinal move The Lapband came and gave me back my groove! CHORUS: Go on & write me up for 245 (actually 240 is the goal, but 245 rhymes!) Post my face, wanted dead or alive Take my license n' all that jive I HAVE LOST 55! Oh YES! Uh! So I stood on the scale and said "Rebecca- Weigh me some more! hey!" Yeah says my DIETICIAN, "Boy, let's measure you more I'm so happy that you've lost so much more." Looked me in the eye, she said, "You get my point?" I said "Yeah!, Oh yea!" CHORUS II: Write me up for 245 Post my face, wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I HAVE LOST 55! Oh, yea! I HAVE LOST 55! (four times) Uh! (Solo) When I lose this fast, you know I'm losing my big fat rear. And soon I can get my bathing suit on and have less fear! What seemed like it would take forever now seems like a day. Huh - It'll just take me 14 pounds to be able to say "My weight starts with a TWO someday!" CHORUS: Go on & write me up for 245 Post my face, wanted dead or alive Take my license n' all that jive I HAVE LOST 55! HO HO HO - I FEEL ALIVE (I HAVE LOST 55!) (I HAVE LOST 55!) I HAVE LOST 55!